• Indigenous • Traveler • Car karaoke superstar • Writer •
• On a weird and wild fitness journey to a healthier and strong me •
• Contemplating my bellybutton and the why’s of my ways •
Now a thirty-something writer and claims adjuster, I am still trying to figure my life out. I write about everyday moments that go wrong because I got curious, or bored, or just didn’t think my actions through. Seriously, a lot of what I do happens because I didn’t stop to think things through and wound up immediately accountable for my actions. I’ll write about bodily functions, my foibles in the dating world, and my travels. But mostly? Mostly I’ll be writing about the hilarious shit that I do to myself in the name of beauty.
Which by the way is an impossible fucking standard to achieve, especially as a fat chick. But I still try and I’ll be damned if I don’t have fun doing it along the way.